Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Justifiable Homicide

I don't let anyone else cut my cakes, pies or pizzas. 
I have a "stencil" for perfect slices that I use. 
Every slice is identical; perfection.
This was titled "Sister punched me 5 times in the kidneys
for doing this."
If it had been mine, it would have been titled "Exhibit A".

11 comments:

DTG said...

ROFLMAO!!!! Now. Help. Get.

Bryn said...

But Angel, it's perfect for a party - everyone can pick how big a piece they want.... or even carve their own?... break bits off by hand?..... No?.....

hiswiserangel said...

No.

KnottaRobot said...

Yep, I'm impressed that you know how much everyone wants.

Anonymous said...

You have one of these don't you

http://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=sETaLObj&id=5AF7B886B3F2033F394277E5DDD7B9B18CD32AB0&q=pie+cutter&simid=608007382878916211&selectedIndex=16


Exile1981

hiswiserangel said...

Gah! DTG, I tried to ignore it, but I can't.
"Now. Get. Help"

Anonymous said...

dealer's choice....if someone bakes it, they can "cut the cards" any way they want to....just as long as I get a slice....


vaquero viejo

Granny said...

They don't get it do they? sigh

Anonymous said...

Anyone else cut cakes with dental floss ? The string cuts very sharp defined cake slices. If you haven't tried this trick, you should.

You know, all of you shouldn't make fun of the picture above, you gonna make Stevie Wonder cry !

defensivetraininggroup said...

ROFLMAO! Easier than catchin' catfish....figured you'd have to say something.

Mark/GreyLocke said...

If that is cheese cake why are they even slicing it? Just give me the cake and a fork. That way I'lll have my "One" slice.