Friday, January 13, 2017

Can we do this if Madonna ever decides to move back?


There's a Christmas List of cunts who need to have their passports denied and/or revoked.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Just in case you need a feeling check today


I have a diagnosis!

The internet is my best means of "getting out and meeting people". In real life, I'm nothing like I am online. I have social anxiety. I'm the idiot that doesn't know what to say, and will respond to  a waiter who tells me to enjoy, "You too!" And then will spend the rest of the meal obsessing over the faux pas that no one else even noticed. But even online, sometimes it gets to be too much. Too many people, too many voices, too many demands on time and attention and feelings. And I get overwhelmed and have to withdraw for my own sanity. When I disappear and don't post, I'm recharging. I'm somewhere quiet, alone but for the company of a good book, phone turned off and laptop hidden under a pile of unfolded laundry. I am an Ambivert.


"Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred..."

"So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, 
and that's it hanging, framed, on the parlor wall next to the Renoir."


Thursday, January 5, 2017

Gardening, hunting, and foraging weren't hobbies


Sounds like weekend plans to me


Substitute "Vikings" for "Desperate Housewives"
and "embarrassing everyone you know" for "your daughter".

January 2017 printable calendar


Some help please

One of my readers wrote with a request. He wants to use a picture I had posted as an illustration in a book he's writing. Since I blog for fun and not profit, I don't pay attention to things like trademarks and copyrights. But he's needing to find out who, if anyone, own's the copyright to it.

Here's the picture:


If anyone knows who owns this or how to find out, please comment.
Thank you hugs in advance.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

How is the new Republican-majority Congress starting the year?

The top three bills to be presented for consideration run strong on Freedom. And two are being proposed by Texans. We're going to see a repeal of the Death Tax, presented by Rep. Mac Thornberry (my represetative), the imposing of term limits co-sponsored by Sen. Ted Cruz, and the National Concealed Carry Reciprocity bill sponsored by Rep. Richard Hudson NC. Sounds like a good start to me.

Oh yeah, remember when the Democrats where all, "Give Hillary a Democratic Congress she can control!" Heh, yeah, so do I. And now they're vowing to do everything to obstruct Pres. Elect Trump.
Good times.




Real Housewives of ISIS: It's a blast!



If wirecutter texted Angel


Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Let the comments begin...


Justifiable Homicide

I don't let anyone else cut my cakes, pies or pizzas. 
I have a "stencil" for perfect slices that I use. 
Every slice is identical; perfection.
This was titled "Sister punched me 5 times in the kidneys
for doing this."
If it had been mine, it would have been titled "Exhibit A".

Cats explained


I think I found where the Little Rascals get their booze